"If only I wore Sundays Best, I would still have my pinkie"

After reliving the terrifying film adaptation of Roald Dahl's 'The Witches', not only did the incessant "GWANDMA" yelling set new emotional scars, what did catch our SUPERSWEET eye was the fabulous jewelry donned by that said grandma and how our Sunday's Best line trumps it tenfold.

But readers, is it wrong to want to outdo an aging, cigar-shmoking Norwegian lady, who is a horrifying nine-fingered, witch hunter? No? Fine, just us then.